VERY humorous and VERY lame not so big johnnie

Sunday, July 23, 2006

HALO!!! haha....so long never update liao...i am realli sry..but u all must understand..i have been very busy this week...and i am going to be even busier this coming week...haha...with the sco performances and their pracs are like till 1030pm..wah..haha...so its like i am out of my house from 620am to 1030pm lolz...haha...very tiring one...

anw somethings that happened...firstly the pool competition...heehee...ji xian played the first match and his opponent damn pro..clear table ler....then my turn..against the next opponent...haha...in the end lost to him only leaving the balck ball left..initially i got owned..then there was this free ball which i cleared 4 balls....then left this other ball which i miscued and gave him the chance to end the game..damn..but it was quite interesting..cos i try and keep him from having an easy shot on the black ball then there were quite a lot of pple looking at my match..haha...

anw after that i went home with shaun and shu wei on taxi..then the scary thing happened..i left my handphone on the taxi...so i quickly asked shaun to call and make a report...then ask him to call my handphone...luckily the uncle pick up the phone and in the end i paid him 7 bucks to get the phone back cos he had to drive back....yeah...he opened the fare meter and there was 2 dollars surcharge...yar...phew..waht a relief..anw thx shaun((: for waiting there for me and frantically calling my handphone((:

yeah!!! then i cant realli recall liao...except on friday got this racial harmony day and iqbal ask me go and get ethnic costume...so i called naim and as my 4h bro..he agreed to help me..haha...yeahyar..so i wore the ethnic costume and i looked like a satay man((: haha...then that day got sco prac until 10 plus? then went home myself and reached home at round 11...yeah damn sian lor...

then ytd was another full day out...had sco prac in the morn....then afternoon went to buy the choir board material..haha...then went b to school for pap prac...then in the nite got the performance...haha saw all the big shots there...haha...the parliament house security realli very tight...even when we come b from toilet the policemen have to screen our body...haha...but fred and i noticed there is an area where the security not so tight..that is the area where the food is prepared...haha...anyone can juz disguise as the servant or what and add something into the food...haha...

then this morn had tuition...promised the kids that i will play monopoly with them...such an intellectual person like johnnie surely will thrash them mar...but in the end they thrash me..all thx to my luck..haha...everytime land on their property and they always passed mine..so yeah...quite malu got thrashed by some primary 5 kid..haha...but it was fun...we had loads of laughter and they were also very happy...its not the outcome that matters..its the experience that realli matters to those kids..this is what i think...yupps..very tired...off i go..bb((:

12:23 PM

Monday, July 17, 2006

HALO!!! haha...todae i felt much much better..thx guys...haha..and something to cheer abt..i juz lost another two kg...OMG...i am now 91...gng to break the 90 barrier soon....haha...which i will..i promised myself....haha...and yeah todae is wen hui's birthday....so

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENHUI!!!!!

haha...very funny cos wen hui and ji xian came late to school tgh...suggestive? haha...we were naioing ji xian that he juz broke 3 pple heart...haha...anw collected money from the guys...each one 2 bucks...then con darren into paying more...haha in the end he gave 6 bucks..yeah...

so after maths tutorial...ji xian, darren and me chiong to parkway to buy a cake for wen hui...bought brownie cake from polar puff for 17 bucks...seeing that we have spare cash..decided to buy a card....then i came up with this idea that i would use darren's 6 bucks to buy a present for wen hui...haha...in the end bought a fake rose...cos we couldnt find the real one from the market...it was close and the parkway shopping sold one for like 8 buck? ...and also a small and cute birthday bear for wen hui..haha...then physco darren to give the rose and bear to wen hui...haha and he played along...then thx to the econs teacher who was freaking nice as he allowed us to give wen hui a little surprise...haha...thx sir((: yeah then darren gave the present and we were like OMG so SWEET!!! haha...yeah then she cut the cake and all...yeah it was very fun...definitely an experience that wen hui will rmb and hope that she will open more to the guys after todae and that guys are not that bad or whatever she think we are((: haha....

back to more serious stuff...todae got b econs and i got 28/80..which is a 35%...a sub-pass..OMG...haha...this is so unlike johnnie rite..to all my sec 4 classmates...although my results were never top..but still it was never realli that bad too..haha...looks like i have to study harder for promos...GO JOHNNIE!!!!!

9:34 PM

Sunday, July 16, 2006

HALO!!! erm...yesterday got choir till 4 plus...ermm something horrid happened to me...this is what happened...

cos on friday i went to help to tend my parents shop mar..so i ate a lot...at 7 plus in the evening i ate 3 pies...then after i went home..i ate another lamp chop along with diet coke...then i went to sleep and woke up around 7 the next morn...hmmz...when i woke up i felt something strange to my stomach..but i thought it was juz some stomache...so i ate one packet of po chai wan and went off to school...on the bus i felt cold...i was like...why am i feeling cold? then my stomach keep having that very discomfort feeling...somemore i didnt eat in the morn...so again i thought maybe it was cos i am hungry...

then i went to school to do the choir board...yeah...then i bought a bao to eat...then the discomfort in my stomach gets worst and worst...then i was realli feeling shit..u can ask those pple present at school then...then they told me that it was stomach flu...then i was like ok...stomach flu only..shldnt be a big problem...juz eat more poi chai wan and shit ltr can liao...but then i was wrong..when i reached siglap south...the feeling was even worse...and somemore i went to sing warm-ups and i "pia" all the high notes...then the sectionals i couldnt even sing..the pain and discomfort was realli unbearable...so i sat down...the pain goes on and off on and off...so i ate another two packets of poi chai wan...and went to puke two times in the toilet...then i got weaker and weaker....and then i went to lunch with the vs pple...exposing myself to the evil sunlight...and maybe cos of that when i came back...i got fever...and my stomach was getting realli uneasy...i went to the toilet to puke a few times during ye chong prac..and pple ask me go home and rest..but i wanted to stay on cos i need to listen to ye chong comments on the songs cos he will not repeat it the next time...but then towards the end it was simply unbearable...i threw the scores on the floor and simply stoned there...occassionally looking at mathias loo scores..and try my best to listen to ye chong...finally the prac end and i collapsed..not as in faint...but i drop myself to the ground near my bag...there was this huge pain in my stomach which i dun noe why....then the pple came and ask me how i was feeling..i couldnt realli rmb what realli happened...but i noe they called a cab and reuben followed me home..thx reuben((: after i went to see the doc...

the doc was quite shocked to see me still able to stand...cos i got high fever plus stomach flu..caused by food poisoning....he asked me what happened and i told him...then he was like asking my mum how i can tahan until now then come and see him?then my mum was like how i noe?yeah then i went home to rest and felt much better after taking the doc medicine...and i am not gng to eat so much again...but then i wondered...the other time why can i eat so much but nth happened to me? hiaz...wadever it is..i can only eat simple stuff these few days...thats what the doc told me....looks like its gonna be porridge for me for at least 3 days)):

3:16 PM

Friday, July 14, 2006

HALO!!! haha...yesterday i got winning eleven ps2 competition...haha against timo and i lost 2-0..then after played with iqbal and i lost 2-1..haha...thats the result of training a bit on ps1...with players like lizarazu 24 yrs old? haha...anw i juz go for fun lolz...haha...after that went b home...heehee...

then todae is friday...haha...it was like raining and i think wan ting ran to school...so she was quite drenched...so vivian was like if johnnie sees this he surely cannot maintain...very FUNNY vivian..haha yeah..after that was geog and i had an assignment test....something like that...haha...but i think my thoughts were disorganised...hiaz..i am losing my geog skills...mrs lee will kill me sia haha....looks like i have to go b to my fundamental...heehee...anw after that went to tend my parents shop...haha alone...

then in the nite i saw yan long with his fren..he pass by my shop...haha...can go ask him how i reccommend my products..haha...i talk damn fast...haha...anw todae revenue not bad...but cannot reveal...heehee...yeah anw now i am b home..haha...very tired..shall go and sleep early((:

9:56 PM

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

HALO!! wah yesterday damn shit also..haha...hmmz...firstly....during econs lecture...i was trying to cut the fir off my black lao pok kai sling bag...then i was playing connect 4 with iqbal at the same time...then i accidentally cut off the strap....OMG!!! how stupid can i get? looks like heaven is not on my side lor...anw after that ms tan scolded me for being fugitive...she said that it was annoying to see me being so fugitive up there...but then she didnt noe that i juz did something very stupid and dumb...hiaz....nvm then later got third period pe...haha...have to retake napfa cos i failed...haha in the end still fail....haha...take again also no use...

then after third period pe i went home with shaun nah taking taxi..then when i reached the lift...it says that it is under service...shit..then the other one..i keep pressing the button but then the lift juz wont come down...hiaz..so i decided to take the stairs...but its 11 stories ler my house...haha...by the time i reached home...i was panting like a mad dog...haha...but good exercise lolz...haha...

then todae as usual got choir haha...quite fun...haha...erm...tmr got winning eleven competition..first match against timo....haha...will be interesting...

ok to end off on a lighter note...i juz weighed myself ytd and i lost another KG...so now i am 93 KG....YAY..i am on my way to slim down!!!!yay....haha....ok now shall go mug...

8:29 PM

Monday, July 10, 2006

HALO!!! i am damn pissed with france...they make me lose 111 dollars..juz cos of penalty shootouts....and that zidane...why must he go and headbutt materazzi? i realli dun noe what the hell was he thinking...hiaz....realli quite sad todae...but then i wouls like to thank wen hui..she send me a msg in the morn and tried to cheer me up...and she even said that her msg were exceeding..

THANK TOU WEN HUI!!! UR MSG DID HELP TO LIFT MY SPIRIT!!!

yeah...what is done cannot be undone....france lost and that is a fact..i lost 111 dollars and that is also a fact...nothing can change...and i shall not anyhow bet in future...yeah...anw mrs chan gave us a halfday todae...haha...we were dismissed at 1230 and choir was pushed forward to 130pm...hmmz...then choir ended like 3++ and we had choir board meeting...cos the choir board is gonna fall apart....haha...but we will do our best to salvage it((: trust us..we gonna make a whole new board...heehee...

and then something unpleasant happened on my way home...when i was walking as usual from shu wei house bustop to my house...i passed by this grp of bedok north students..they looked at me..pointed to my bag and shouted " GAY!!" then they started laughing and laughing...i was damn pissed..but knowing that i will be overpowered..i dare not do anything rash..so i juz ignored them and briskly walk away...then they kept laughing and shouting " AH BUI BAG SO GAY...HAHA!!!" hiaz...i realli dun dare to carry that bag again..this is not the first time..ever since i carried the bag...there were a lot of pple who said my bag was gay...yeah...but then i juz lost 111 dollars...and my other bags are either spoilt or too big...only left the lao pok kai sling bag..hiaz...looks like i have to go on diet...to save money and buy a new sling bag...but then how long would that take? hiaz hiaz....i am damn sian...somemore that bag is my birthday present...hiaz...now like that how? SHIT!!! why cant a person has two birthdays? then i can ask my parents buy another one for me)): and also...be warned when u eat those fried food...they make u fat...and this is what u get..being called ah bui...fat...and nobody realli wanna be ur fren...u get suanned everyday...but soon u will be numb..juz like i am and get used to it...hiaz...TODAE IS A SAD DAY FOR ME...

everyone is borned with an unique feature...whether u are born pretty, ugly fat or slim...but then juz as nutty professor quoted...accept me for who i am...and not what i look...otherwise HECK U!!!!

8:49 PM

Sunday, July 09, 2006

HALO!!! haha...hmmmz....on friday i went to siglap to eat lunch with sean, shaun and ji xian...haha....the class was like spilt into two..the gals along with shang, iqbal they all went to parkway with the gals to celebrate camy's birthday...yeah oh ya...todae is camy birthday if i am not wrong..so

HAPPY BIRHTDAY CAMELLIA!!

yeah...so the four of us went to siglap centre and decided to have lunch at this indian fastfood restaurant..haha...we had dosai which was very nice..haha...but quite expensive((: yeah then we went to siglap centre to have dessert....haha...ji xian bought the ice jelly with sea coconut...sean bought pulu hitam and i bought durian chendol....haha...then we sat and chit chatted for quite long before gng home...haha...

then saturday got choir...hmmz..went to VS with jeremy ng to see how the choir is doing...yeah i think they are doing fine...haha...dun disappoint me next year((: yeah..then something unpleasant happened...hmmz...shu wei called me at round 830am wanting to go to siglap with me...then i was like arent u supposed to be at siglap MACs? then she said no...so i laughed and suanned her a bit...so she got angry and pissed....yar...sry shu wei)):

so we had choir till like 5? haha..then went home with reuben...one of the year 0...i rmb myself being called year 0 by the seniors then..haha...yeah..then i think mr kwei was quite pissed? his expression tells it all...haha...and then hor the hua yu song...wah i got a lot of mistakes..haha...must practise more of the song at home((: haha...anw ytd germany vs portugal..final score 3-1 to germany....YESH!!!! i won 15 bucks from my parents...haha...quite interesting match ytd...looks like i got enough money to bet like 50 dollars todae? haha...i still believe in france..i dun noe why....hope that i can win((: yar...

i realli didnt mean what i say...nvm...i hope that time will heal what reasons cant...

9:56 AM

Friday, July 07, 2006

HALO!!! haha...erm...ok lar...this few days realli nothing special happen lor..except for the world cup match? its italy vs france for the finals...haha...erm..my prediciton for the quarter finals and semi finals are quite accurate..so this time round i will say france will win italy..haha...isit cos of henry? no of course..its from the previous matches that france played...even in the grp stages...they have played very well..haha but then i acknowledged the fact that italy have played very well too...but then i think france will still win lor..haha even the economist said that france will win economically..haha...hmmz..some may argue that italy has the perfect defender cannavaro...but then france's thuram has also been solid at the back of the defence...tgh with vieira making impt last seconds tackle..their defence is definitely very strong...zidane has been the playmaker...playing creatively in the middle of the midfield and drawing defenders and midfielders to him so that the flanks are exposed and with his trademark 360 turn..he passes the ball to the flanks..and the speedy malouda and ribery will run down the flank and try to get the ball to henry..the lone striker...and with henry deadly finish..france definitely can score..haha...so FRANCE SHALL WIN!!!!

this few days there have been a very weird feeling...something rambling in my heart...shld i let go or not? shld i watch it pass-by me? hiaz...

7:51 PM

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

HALO!!! haha its a long time since i blogged..haha...realli sry...erm..anw my life quite boring one lor..hiaz...damn sad lar..but then luckily got the world cup haha...anw ytd after choir wan ting, yu ting and shu wei betted with me for the germany vs italy match..they all wanna take germany..so i took them on....3 dollars each..haha...and i made it clear that we will play till the end.haha...and YESH!!! italy scored two goals in the final 2 mins of the extra time and i won them...haha...BLAH!!!!! haha...but then ler..ytd after choir i treated erm... 6 gals to the brownies? 1.50 each so total is 9 bucks..haha...nice johnnie rite? haha...ok todae got the france against portugal match and wan ting is betting against my parents this time..taking france and trusting my judgement..hope france will make it..haha...good job wan ting!!! haha....yeha so ltr will definitely watch the match man...haha....

9:54 PM

Saturday, July 01, 2006

HALO!!! haha...erm..have been quite slack this few days..haha..after exams mar..haha...anw friday my parents went to johor to "PA TUO"...haha...well i dun realli noe why they suddenly wanna go johor..they claim to go there and shop..haha...then cos i no school mar..haha...never take chinese((: so they asked me help them tend the shop..haha...yeah so went there to open the shop along with my maid..cool..haha...i realli feel like the boss that day man...looking at the layout of the shop i designed myself..wow...that sense of schievement((: haha...

anw they keep telling me business was bad..hmmmz...i look around and found that the whole of basement lvl was very quiet..not much of movement...haha...so yeah i took out my mp3 and haha...thats how i started my business for the day...hanging the earphones around my neck..when got customer then i will take out one earphone...then if got quite a lot of customers then take out both earphones...haha...cool rite? some of the customers say i look like those kind of broker..haha...wadever lolz...anw as usual i was praised for my superb recommnedation skills((: not boasting..dun believe come my shop when i am there and u will see for urself((: haha...ok lar...anw there was this customer who bought 50++ bucks frm me...she is buying for her daughter overseas then since my shop got a lot of instant paste..i recommend and recommend and in the end...she said....

customer: aiyo...see lar boy..make me buy so many things...
me: haha...nevermind...as long as ur daughter is happy with my recommendation can liao...
customer: (laughter) u and ur sweet tongue...u definitely make a good sales person next time...so how much in total?
me: thx auntie...erm..its 55.30...aiya..30 cents nvm...55 dollars will do....
customer: wow...thx boy...

then she walked over to the florist shop and ask her husband to come..haha...then...

customer's husband: wah buy so many arh?
customer: yar lor...actually wanted only bak kut teh then in the end this boy made me buy so many instant paste...but he definitely can persuade pple...ans somemore he noes how to buy pple's heart...
( laughter)....and after that they went out of the shop saying that i am even better than my father...haha...i was very happy...they made my day man!! haha...yeah...so for the next few hours or so i was in a very happy mood...and then at the end of the day when my parents came to fetch me like 8 plus out for dinner...i closed the shop and guess what...i sold erm...450 dollars worth of products on that day...haha...my father was cetainly impressed and my pay for the day was 24 bucks((: haha

then in the nite i watched both soccer matches till like 5 then went to sleep...cos i betted with my parents and yeah i won both matches...yeah then supposed to give chubber morn call at 8.30am for choir but in the end i woke up at 2 pm...shit my mum never wake me up in the morn and i missed choir prac...sry chubb and vjc choir..promised it wont happen again...yeah...then tonite there is england against portugal and brazil vs france..betting with my father again..shall win all his money..heehee..yeah((:

9:12 PM