VERY humorous and VERY lame not so big johnnie

Monday, March 27, 2006

HALO!!! haha..todae is monday..erm...school as per normal...except the pple were giving me an extra look..cos i dun look like i am from the soccer team but i shaved my head..haha...so i told them i was from soccer...then they started saying that i was the keeper lar, if not the soccer ball..or the ball keeper..haha...anw quite fun to see quite a lot of pple with the same hairstyle with u..but i hav been having this hairstyle for the last 17 years? ever since i was born? haha..sad rite...but oh wells...i told myself that when i grew up i will go and look for a hair stylist...haha but if by then the hairstylist still think that "botak" suits me more...then i guess i will hav to be botak for the rest of my life...hope my wife wont mind...haha...

ok lar todae lessons were quite boring..as usual..but i will never forget abt geog lessons...it is very fun lor..the teacher like very crappy and lame one lor..but he is a nice guy lar..anw i hav to prepare some presentation by next monday...hiaz...then got choir somemore...oh no this is gonna be a very busy week i guess...anw left 10 days to italy....realli hope we will win the grand finals...haha....

todae choir was as usual..haha...erm...after that we had a grp meeting and we decided that our grp colour will be lime green...haha..as for the name....erm...i will think overnight bar....yeah...after that went home lor..hav dinner...then here i am blogging....haha ok lar..tmr..hav to wake up very early cos from tmr onwards we gonna hav morn prac at 7...haha for now..bb and nitez((:

9:38 PM

Saturday, March 25, 2006

HALO!!!... haha..long time no blog liao...erm...todae is the 25th of march..haha.almost one week liao..seamoe juz over and todae the prac is the nominations...erm..i am not in the top 10...hiaz...a bit disappointed but nvm...always look at the bright side of life...hope that the new com will do a good job...haha...yeah...erm..sry but realli cant rmb what exactly happened over the last few days...hiaz...ok lar short post..very tired liao...

5:34 PM

Friday, March 17, 2006

HALO!!!! haha..juz came back from choir camp yesterday...very tired..haha..anw had a fun and scary time during the camp...ok lets see first day of camp we had prac like from morning to afternoon...then lunch and after that we had amazing race...

for the amazing race..we had to carry with us a tofu, raw egg and a piece of paper...haha..guess what...when we ran out of school to the bus stop..we realised that our tofu was missing...and there was no trace of it lor...anw we decided to buy a new packet from bugis..haha...called kian sin and ask him for shortest way to our next destination..anw we bought the tofu from cold storage in bugis and took mrt to somerset...then we walked to cine leisure and did our two task there...one was a photoshoot and the other was the para para dance...jeremy chia rox in that men..haha....

anw after that we were given next clue to wheelock place...there we pass marsh mallow from mouth to mouth using toothpicks..haha...in the end only pass 3...haha...after that went to taka there and got our face painted..wth...red and white paint somemore..make us look as if we were celebrating national day..haha..anw gather 33 passer-by signatures..haha...after that we went to esplanade where we played charades...haha..jeremy chia was the actor and we took the shortest time to complete...grp 6 rox man...

and heard from yu ting that when one of the frp acted the teddy bear...they actually called my name...haha...juz cos i am round..haha..anw after that went to our last station which was raffles link there..where we played a memory game..our grp took the longest..hiaz...after that it was time to go b to school...

had our dinner...and then we learnt no man is an island...after that was the scary part of the camp...the night walk....while waiting we watched ju-on...which was not very scary at the beginning but very scary towards the end...wth....shld not hav watched till the end..anw i was the last few to go...hiaz...sam was the scariest lar...she dressed in white..the choir gown..let her hair down...looks like ju-on lor..eeeee....anw after that not very scary lar...

ok slept at two...then morning call at 7.15am...spent the next 30 mins in toilet cos got stomach ache...haha...had breakfast at 8 and then prac....it was ok until the small grp testing...we failed the first time cos of i think me...hiaz..i was the only a1...and i very scared...so my pitch waver like hell...nvm...i shall practise more and build up my confidence....cos i can do it...thx my grp for constantly encouraging not to say cannot...in the end when we went for the second round of testing..we finally passed...yeah..anw after that was games....grp 6 was the champ in bomberman..haha...we thrash other teams 7-2 and 8-0...haha...anw after that we dunk marie in the pond...damn disgusting lor...

haha after that was debrief and the last activity...everyone got a piece of paper and we are supposed to go around and ask pple to write something good abt u..haha...yeah...then had our family dinner....very big family indeed..anw i will always rmb 6th of june 2006..cos its family day..and i will try to arrange something....then went home...erm...soemthing ugly happened on the way..very sry to the pple involved....but i shaldnt say it here...yeah..anw now everthign is b to normal...ok thats it for the camp..haha

11:53 AM

Sunday, March 12, 2006

HALO!!! haha..todae is sunday and sundays to me are actually very boring..but todae is exceptional..cos i bought my digital camera todae...haha yeah..can start taking photos and transfer them to the com liao...haha

anw i met terry at simei at 10..then we made our way to suntec...on the mrt we talked quite a lot of craps..haha..then we exchange our MP3 and i let him listened to some of our competition pieces....haha..he say that TPJC not singing such songs...is that good or bad? i shall let ur imagination run wild..haha

anw reach suntec but the it fair only opens at 12? so we went to TOY R US...and spent some time in there..haha...as usual i went to look for hotwheels...haha..there are some new things...time to save up some money liao...haha...then i saw this glowing dragon keychain for $2.50..i wanted it but terry was like telling me that i realli dunnoe how to spent money and suggest that i shld go out without my wallet..haha..oh wells..but in the end i didnt buy the keychain lor..haha

since it was around 11.30...as we were making our way to the it fair..we pass thru courts and decided to go in and take a look at the cameras there..in the end we spent like half an hour there playing XBOX 360 and com..of course the very good johnnie never play lar..only terry there playing as if the com is his like that..haha

after that we decided to go for lunch..haha..so we went to pasta mania and had pasta( obviously)...haha...i ate beef bolognese and he ate the baked rice....haha...after that we went to the it fair...there were a lot of pple there and we juz went in to take canon brochure and olympus brochure..after that we got out and sat in one corner and start discussing abt the cameras..after like 5 mins we sort of change topic to terry and his...uhhmm...cannot say here..sry..haha

erm then we decided to buy from it fair..then my father came..but all the carpacks were full..and since my dad didnt like traffic jam...we decided to go to the audio shop to buy the camera..haha...and in the end the price at the audio shop was the same as that in the it fair..and they could give us all the free gifts that the it fair could give us too...so luckily we didnt hav to squeeze with the ple at the it fair..haha..then came b and start playing the digi cam...then battery went flat..oh wells...forgot that nid to charge for 6 hrs first..see lar how excited i was to get a new cam..haha..now it is still charging..haha..i think thats it for now...bb

9:22 PM

HALO!!! sry people...its a long time since i blog liao...haha...wednesday was my brother's passing out day...but i was sick so oh wells....stayed at home and rest...my modem got some problem so my dad sent it for repair..yeah..haha...but the interesting thing was...i was alrite liao in the evening...and my mom was like

MOM: yue jun( my chinese name)...how do u feel? better?

Dua Bao: yeah..i am alrite liao..tmr can go school liao....

MOM: are u sure u ok liao?

Dua Bao: yes yes..why?

MOM: oh cos we wanna go eat jumbo to celebrate...

Dua Bao: erm...i guess ok bar...

that was how my mom ask me when she came b from the ceremony....haha...and for ur info...all the convo was in mandarin..yeah...haha...so we got ready and by round 8...my father came and fetch us....when we reach there the carpack was full...then my dad was like grumbling cos he dun wan to walk so much...but the more interesting part was my mom and my dad's convo when waiting for a carpack...

MOM: hiaz..todae only wednesday so many cars liao...

DAD: yar lor...still say economy very bad...look at the no of people coming to eat seafood...

MOM: why cant some of therse people go home and cook seafood instead? then they can but the necessary sauce from our shop mar...aiyo wait so long

DAD: yar lor...now our rent increase dun noe how to...

MY BRO: heyz..papa...there is a car coming out...

yeah...and that was how my dad's convo was interrupted...haha...but anw we walked to jumbo seafood and waited to be seated....my aunt works there and yeah...she found 4 seats near the sea for us..thx aunt((:
before we started ordering..my mom was like saying that since we are here we shld be ordering all the seafood..yeah...so dun order vegetables hor...haha...then she ask my bro and i to order cos we worked there b4..so we noe what seafood is nice there...

ok so...i ordered lobster sashimi...then my bro goes erm...drunken prawns..then i went erm fried rice....then my bro ordered the deep fried tilapia in oyster sauce...i thought that shld be enugh liao...then suddenly i realised something was missing....the FAMOUS CHILLI CRAB....haha..luckily i rmb in time..haha...if not the trip will be wasted...

so we ate and ate and ate...the seafood was chao nice..haha..if u all wanna taste the seafood...then marry me lar..haha...lame dua bao...then the bill came...200++..haha..my father was like...hiaz...expected sia...called so many seafood...but luckily got 10% discount cos of my aunt((:

yeah then out of nowhere my mom told me...

MOM: yu jun...did u noe that out of these 200++...u at least ate 100++ over worth of seafood..

Dua Bao: haha..ok u see my size lar..haha...

then we both laughed and laughed...haha...then we started to take a famile stroll at the beach nearby..yeah..and we talked lots of crap..imagine a family together..what will u all be talking abt? haha we will be talking craps..haha..yeah so that was wednesday....

thursday and friday nothing much....except poning lessons and meeting new frens in my new class..haha...then saturday which is yesterday was horny night....

in the morning we had choir prac till like round 1++..then the altos went for alto year 1 lunch at macs...haha...then we were discussing abt our horny night plot..it was based on little red riding hood...haha..this was the cast...

little red RIDING hood: Prissy
big BAD wolf: sindhu
Grandmo: nini
horny villagers: cheryl and wan ting
narrator: sharon

haha..so after lunch we went to buy some props from cold storage...erm..we bought bananas, shower caps, ballons and CONDOMS....studded somemore..haha..before we left the store i was like saying quite loudly...

Dua Bao: hiaz..erm not sure whether one packet enough or not...got 6 gals in front of me ler..hahha....

the cashier was like stunned..haha.and i started laughing...the gals were like OMG johnnie...pls lar..haha...haha...so we went b school to get ready...yeah...had to climb over the container block to get to prissy class but we found out that the gate at the concourse there was not locked...diaong....haha..anw we practised till like 6.15...half the time slacking around....

then we move down to the concourse and get ready...haha..tenor was first..followed by altos...then basses and lastly sop...haha...i shaldnt give the details cos its too horny to use words to describe..u all must watch to noe how gross and disgusting the shows were..haha...

after everything was over..mr kwei and the seniors went to one side to decide on the winner...haha...after round 15 mins..the results was out...the best actress goes to SINDHU((: the best actor goes to daniel thong...then the grp results....
in fourth place was the sops..haha...they got the sustainable achievement award liao...congrats sop...haha..then third place was the tenors....then second was altos and the champion was basses...haha....anw well done altos..at leats we didnt deprove from last year..haha...yeah after that went to the canteen to get a drink..haha...then i saw lucas and ben tan...they were like johnnie...u was voted the second best ACTRESS ler..haha...i was like ACTRESS? i am a guy ler..then they started laughing..haha...

after that went to hav dinner with the choir pple...haha then my father came and fetch me to harvey norman to look at the digital camers prices...haha..todae going to suntec it fair with terry to look and compare then decide on which model to buy..ok lar...got to go liao....bb

8:18 AM

Monday, March 06, 2006

HALO!!!heys..haha..todae is monday...and todae is the second orientation...haha...todae is the day that i changed my class from 06A14 to 06S51...hoho...erm...but i didnt realli go for orientation..haha..i PON..OMG...thats very bad..haha...

then we went to east coast park...haha...and cycled there from 1105 to 1305..haha...it was very fun until my bike went bonkers...as in not really bonkers but the bike's chain was sort of loose..so i hav to fix it...haha luckily got wan ting to help me.. thx wan ting((: if not i dun noe how i will fix it..and i got my hands all black lar...in the end i hav to go to the seawater there to wash..haha..but my legs got wet cos of that...hiaz..anw after that we went to the breakwater there and sit and talk? haha most of the time i was sitting all the way down the breakwater and my shirt and pants got wet..hiaz...haha..but it was very fun..seeing the waves break against u...haha...make me think of quite a lot of things....haha...the times when we were back in vs and all that...hiaz...

i realli miss the times in vs..the scene when i go to school everyday...i will buy some food from the canteen and up i go to my class...there we will start to open dens...haha..bridge dens and dai di dens..haha...we will play till assembly time..haha..then during recess also...we will sort of stay in the class to play cards even though we will not allowed to..haha..there was once i nearly got caught...the discipline master walked past and there were two dens...luckily he only saw one and didnt see my den..haha...anw why am i talking abt this now? no link at all lor..haha

now b to the main topic...todae is monday so got choir..which starts at 2pm...haha...yeah..then we did warm ups...songs...sectionals...and after that some sort of dialogue section? or in other words pep talks haha..yeah..said quite a lot of things that made me reflect..yeah...hope everyone would rmb to JUST DO IT!!!!...go italy and hav fun...and come back in triumph..haha...yeah..then after that we went thru the songs and choir ended around 8++..haha...they wanted to go makan dinner but my mum cooked laksa todae..so oh wells...anw can save money...haha....yeah...here i am now...blogging...haha..yeah i guess those dinnering pple are not b yet bar..haha..ok lar thats it i guess see ya tmr..bb and nitez!!

9:41 PM

Sunday, March 05, 2006

HALO!!!haha...heehee...yesterday we hav choir from 8am to 11pm? haha..anw we had prac from 8 to around 12...then went to pp for lunch..some sort of alto lunch...then when we were leaving...livia was like telling me that i look like damn gool? surrounded by a bunch of gals..haha....yeah actually its quite fun if u are a guy and u are singing a gal's part...heehee...

yeah after that we had victorian day performance in the PT...it was a failure..haha luckily the pt not many pple...not even thirty i guess...haha...for zhu li guan...marcus was like sry can we try again? haha...yeah after that went to get the food with shu wei, danny and kian sin...reach east coast around 7...haha and the chicken wings my mum help to marinate one ler...nice or not? haha...thx mum...haha..

anw the food was not bad i guess...cos nobody complained? haha...yeah..and like round 10++ i started saying ghost stories at the beach..haha..u see some of their reaction....esp wan ting..she was like hiding behind sindhu shouting and screaming...and covering her ears....sindhu also..haha...guys watch out during the camp man..i will start saying the more scary ones there..haha..i will make u all wet in ur pants..haha sounds familiar? haha..yeah...anw my dad came to pick me up at round 11++...they told me that they went to giant to shop around first b4 coming to fetch me...haha...old couple liao still wanna go "pa tuo"...haha...yeah i think thats abt it...

9:39 AM

Friday, March 03, 2006

HALO!!! ermz..yesterday around 11 then reach home..too tired to blog liao..hiaz..sry pple..anw todae was a full day off for vjc....the principal say that vjc has done very well in a lvl results yeah and there u hav it..full day off...haha

after that went to the choir room...as usual..yeah and my class was having slv meeting which i am not going lar..hiaz..hav choir lor....but in the end we still took quite a few class photos man..haha

after that we went to east coast park to cycle...haha...there were 6 of us....wan ting, dawn, yu ting, shu wei, danny and me!!!haha..but cycling is damn fun..long time never cycle liao...thinking of taking up of cycling every sunday but the bike very expensive..looks like i hav to save money again...anw we cycle all the way to bedok jetty then the gals went sun tanning...then danny and me...we will sitting on one of the benches talking and listening to music..haha...imagine us sitting there for around 45 mins? haha...yes and instead of sun tan..i got sun burn...hiaz...after that went to the lagoon to hav a drink...haha..as usual we had loads of fun and laughter..yeah...

after that went to return then go b to vjc to bathe...haha..after bathing went to the tailor to buy uniform...haha...we will taking bus 31 and wan ting was telling me that she is gonna miss the bus..but we ask the uncle to stop and wait for her while she was running...haha...oh wells...go tailor the auntie see me straight away give me the respective sizes i need...then i go to the fitting room to try on the clothes..the room was so damn bloody small lar..hiaz...maybe its juz me that is big haha...

after that went to chinatown to do recording..erm our timeslot was from 4-6...but we drag all the way to 9 lor...the details i dun feel like talking abt it...hiaz...and i reach home around 11 ler...u noe why? its all my fault..and i drag danny and shu wei with me ler...sry guys((: anw i told them there was an express bus 18 and in the end bus 18 stop service at 5pm...hiaz...so we wasted half an hour of our life lor..haha...thats abt it for yesterday...

for todae..this morning went to sheng shiong to but bbq food with shu wei and kian sin..haha..all the meat in the end had to e put at my parents shop cos our house fridge not big enugh..and guess what my mom actually help to season the chicken liao..so good rite? haha..anw met danny and yu ting at eastpoint..haha..anw after that we took a cab to vjc..had to beg the uncle to let 5 pple into the car..haha...and after that we went to CCAB for seamoe prac..haha quite fun...yeah after that went home lor..haha..i noe my blog all abt choir and food..sry lar..haha..this is my life? haha...

9:00 PM